Primitive Sports 2nd Annual Invitational

You’ve been cordially invited to the 2nd Annual Primitive Sports Invitational. Put down the sandwich and dust off your sand wedge. You better grip it and rip it. Whack it for the Golden Jacket. Gaping bunkers, putting monsters and dance floor shtonkas. Got the dreaded yips? Just remember it’s all in the hips. We’re talking daddies, baddies and caddies. We’ve put together a selection of the finest tour pros on the circuit: Bass Camp, Darcy Justice, Baby G, Olson, Primitive Needs, Dawn Again & Toni Yotzi. We are gonna be roping them off the tee box across the undulating hills of Angel Music Country Club on June 5th. We think you’re are in with a sniff…